News — christmas

VERY BRITISH new site opens for Black Friday

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VERY BRITISH  new site opens for Black Friday

Her majesty has commanded that Very British is her loyal website and will become her emporium of British goods. However, she does dally with our American cousins and therefore her very popular books, Gin O'clock and Still Reigning are available through Amazon.co.uk   Go on, give your loved ones a treat this Christmas.

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Christmas immigrant slips pass Brexit border patrol

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Christmas immigrant slips pass Brexit border patrol

How could this one get through? We asked the Head of Border control today, who replied. " We simply weren't expecting him this early". Even with his distinctive markings and illuminated red nose, Rudolph seems to have slipped in without an EU passport. Labour and The Conservatives don't seem to have an answer. Cameron was speechless, Milliband furious ( Again), Clegg wanted him for Christmas. UKIP's leader, Nigel Farage was down the pub when we tried to contact him. It seems only a representative of  Carousel lights had an answer. He's made up. Not the real Rudolph of course. This one is...

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